100+ Best Halloween Captions for Instagram in 2022

It’s Halloween season! Whether your costume is funny, sexy, scary, DIY or store bought, you’re going to want to show your spook-tacular look off on social media. The best way to do that? With an equally perfect Halloween caption! From short and sweet couples costume captions to funny and punny captions, we’ve got you covered! Choose one of our Halloween captions and you’ll see the likes pouring in.

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Best Halloween Captions

On a witch hunt for the best Halloween captions? Look no further and just copy and paste:

• I’ve been waiting 364 days for this
• No tricks, just treats!
• Squad Ghouls
• Eat, drink, and be scary!
• I don’t celebrate Halloween, I am Halloween.
• Life is gourd
• Cutest pumpkin in the patch
• Fresh off Elm Street
• Witch-ing you a very Happy Halloween
• Every day is Halloween for me
• “I’m the bad guy (duh).” — Billie Eilish, “Bad Guy”
• Here’s to getting ghosted
• “Too many Halloween decorations” – said no one ever.

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Halloween Captions for Instagram

Group costume planned? Use one of our carefully chosen Halloween captions for Instagram to share your spooky look:

• Keep calm and scare on
• Basic witch
• Double, double, toil and trouble
• Be afraid, be VERY afraid…
• Not every witch lives in Salem
• Boo-ya
• Trick or treat yo’self
• #Ghosted
• Bunch of hocus pocus
• Looking fur-ocious
• Keep calm and carry a wand
• It’s always Halloween inside my head
• Don’t look under the bed

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Funny Halloween Captions

We have the least corn-y captions to get your followers LOLing! Keep scrolling for funny Halloween captions that will get all the likes:

• This witch likes wine
• 100% that witch
• Hocus, pocus and very little focus
• Fangs for the memories
• I’m a haunt mess
• Did someone say treat?
• New face, who ‘dis?
• Witchful thinking
• Halloween puns are so corny
• You ghoul, girl
• Witch way to the candy
• You look better with the mask on
• My favorite food group is candy
• Who run the world? Ghouls.
• Reese’s peanut butter cups or bust
• Yes, this is my costume

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Funny Instagram Captions for Halloween

Sharing pics of you and your crew on October 31^st is a must! These funny Instagram captions for Halloween are just what you need:

• HalloQueen
• Boo Felicia
• Trick or tequila
• I’m purr evil
• You say witch like it’s a bad thing
• BYOBoos
• Hot ghoul Halloween
• If you’ve got it, haunt it
• Shake your BOO-ty
• Party on, my witches
• Sorry, you just don’t seem like my blood type
• Witch better have my candy
• Fangs for the likes
• You better work, witch
• Bad and BOO-jee
• Resting witch face
• “Halloween should be a day in which we honor monsters and not be mad at each other.” — Michael Scott, The Office

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Halloween Instagram Captions

Orange you glad you found this huge list of Halloween captions? Grab one this October and you’ll get all the double taps:

• Halloween is my favorite season
• Be witched
• This witch can be bribed with candy
• Just here for the boos
• If the broom fits, fly it
• The ghostest with the moistest
• Extreme makeover
• Felt cute, might scare someone later
• Keep calm and pass the BOO-ze
• Halloween queen
• Bite me
• Let’s do the monster mash
• Pumpkin spice and everything nice
• Drop dead gourd-geous
• I’m the queen of Halloween
• It’s the great pumpkin, Charlie Brown
• Sup, my witches?

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Couples Halloween Captions

Couples costumes are so much fun! Show your love for your boo with these couples Halloween captions:

• Me and my boo
• We clean up real scary
• You’re boo-tiful
• Not today, Satan
• I love your guts
• You’re just my (blood) type
• I love you so much, it’s scary!
• The trick to my treat
• Hey boo, let’s get sheet-faced
• I put a spell on you, and now you’re mine
• Hocus Pocus and chill?
• You’ve caught me in your web
• Everything I brew, I brew it for you

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Halloween Couples Captions for Your Boo

Going on a haunted hayride with your favorite person this October? Use one of our Halloween couples captions:

• Hey pumpkin
• Me-wow
• You make me batty
• Let’s get spooky
• I’d bone you
• Let’s give ‘em pumpkin to talk about
• Creepin’ it real with my boo
• So happy you didn’t ghost me
• The treat to my trick
• Sweet like candy to my soul
• My zom-babe
• I only have pumpkin pies for you

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