150+ Best Drinking Instagram Captions & Cocktail Quotes

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Every hour is happy hour! From beer to gin, we have all the best cocktails and drinking captions in one place!

After a hard day (or even a not so hard day), you deserve a drink…or ten. We’ve created a list of the best drinking captions, including happy hour, wine, beer, gin, rum, vodka and champagne captions and quotes. You should spend more time drinking and less time thinking of clever captions to put on Instagram, so pair your favorite cocktail photos with these 150 awesome boozy captions:

Best Drinking Captions

  • It’s beginning to look a lot like cocktails
  • Let’s make this a recurring meeting
  • Bottoms up
  • In need of liquid therapy
  • Never chase anything but drinks and dreams
  • It’s thirsty Thursday
  • Drink happy thoughts
  • Watch me sip, watch me lay lay
  • If life gives you limes, make margaritas
  • Sip, sip, hooray!


More Drinking Captions

  • Let’s drink about it
  • Save water, drink alcohol
  • Tonight’s forecast? 99% chance of cocktails
  • Strong women need strong drinks
  • I need a little drinky drink
  • No working during drinking hours
  • Democratic party, Republican party, ✅ Cocktail party
  • I prefer my expresso in a martini
  • Feeling just peachy
  • Moral of the story…we all survived

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Funny Drinking Captions

  • Twinkle, twinkle, little star, point us to the nearest bar
  • There’s too much blood in my alcohol system
  • I’m not really a social drinker. I would say it’s mostly work related.
  • Bad choices make good stories
  • I have mixed drinks about feelings
  • One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor
  • Party now, adulting later
  • I make pour decisions
  • Whiskey me away
  • I must sincerely flask you a question


Best Happy Hour Captions

  • Only count the happy hours
  • Happy hour o’clock
  • Sip happens at happy hour
  • Happy hour views
  • Every hour deserves to be happy
  • Happy hour is necessary on days when meetings could have been emails
  • My happy place
  • Good vibes happen at happy hour
  • Live every hour like it’s happy hour
  • Always find time for the things and people who make you happy
  • It’s my favorite time of day
  • Be happy for this moment

Best Beer Captions

  • Don’t stop, beer-lievin
  • Beer makes me hoppy
  • Don’t think of it like a beer. Think of it like a wheat smoothie.
  • Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
  • To beer, or not to beer, that is a silly question
  • I want someone to look at me the way I look at this flight of beer
  • Take a pitcher, it’ll last longer
  • Don’t worry, be hoppy
  • For all you do, this Bud’s for you
  • I worked hard all week to put beer on this table
  • To some it’s a six-pack. To me it’s a support group.
  • Wish you were beer

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More Beer Instagram Captions

  • Hey there hops stuff
  • Life is too short to drink bad beer
  • Ale hello there, beer
  • Remember, “I” before “E”, except in Budweiser
  • Where there’s life, there’s Bud
  • A pitcher-perfect moment
  • Beer is the answer, but I don’t remember the question
  • Felt crafty, might delete later
  • You better beer-lieve we went to a brewery
  • Beer is made from hops. Hops are plants. Therefore, beer is a salad.
  • Beers to many more cheers

Wine Instagram Captions

  • Not wine-ing about this situation
  • Save water, drink wine
  • Everything happens for a riesling
  • Time to be a hero and rescue some wine trapped in a bottle
  • It’s time to wine down
  • Wine down Wednesday
  • It’s wine o’clock
  • Love at first sip
  • I decant even
  • Frosé kind of day
  • Working nine to wine
  • Wine is my valentine
  • Everything happens for a Riesling
  • Today I’m going to be as useless as the “T” in Pinot Grigio
  • Rosé all day
  • My wine or die
  • We’re on an all-grape diet
  • Slay all day then cabernet

Need even more wine captions? We put together 60+ instagram captions for wine lovers!


Vodka Instagram Captions

  • Vodka is kind of a hobby
  • 50 shades of Grey Goose
  • Hakuna ma’ vodka
  • It’s vodka o’clock
  • There’s always time for vodka
  • Vodka vibes
  • Hit me with your best shot
  • Vodka time

Rum Instagram Captions

  • Time flies when you’re having rum
  • Feeling rum-tastic
  • Save water, drink rum
  • There’s always time for rum
  • Rum fly with me
  • Girls just wanna have rum
  • Rum away with me
  • We rum this party
  • Rum what may
  • Got rum?
  • Drink triple, see double, act single
  • Call me old fashioned
  • Rum keeps the party going
  • Run? I thought you said rum
  • Born to rum
  • Rum might not be the answer but it’s worth a shot
  • Go where the wifi is weak and the rum is strong
  • It’s not fun without rum


Gin Instagram Captions

  • After work, we hit the gin
  • Eat, sleep
  • Hanging with you is gin-credible
  • Gym? I thought you said gin!
  • Let the fun begin
  • You are the gin to my tonic
  • Keep your gin up
  • Smile, there’s gin
  • Life happens, gin helps
  • Good friends offer advice. Real friends offer gin.
  • Gin and bear it


Champagne Instagram Captions

  • Finish your day sparkling
  • A party without Champagne is just a meeting
  • Got that bubbly feeling
  • Move over, coffee. Today is a day for Champagne
  • Sip, sparkle, shine
  • These flutes were made for toastin’
  • Sir sips a lot
  • Stop, pop and toast
  • Clink clink
  • What’s poppin’?
  • To lifelong friend-sips

Piña Colada Instagram Captions

  • You are the piña to my colada
  • You drive me coconuts
  • We run this beach
  • Passports and pineapples
  • It can’t all be sunshine and piña coladas… but it is right now
  • You had me at Aloha
  • Feeling tropical
  • Toes in sand, drink in hand
  • When life hands you pineapples, make piña coladas
  • The lower the latitude the better the attitude

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Drinking Sayings & Quotes

  • “Cheers to the freakin’ weekend.” — Rihanna, “Cheers (Drink to That)”
  • “I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.” — Ron White
  • “There’s no absolutes in life – only vodka.” —Mick Jagger
  • “One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.” – James Thurber
  • “Here’s to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life” —F. Scott Fitzgerald
  • “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.” — W.C. Fields
  • “If it wasn’t for the olives in his martinis he’d starve to death.” —Milton Berle
  • “He knows just how I like my martini – full of alcohol.” —Homer Simpson
  • “I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.” —Rodney Dangerfield
  • “Whisky is liquid sunshine.”— George Bernard Shaw
  • “24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?” – Steven Wright

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