150 Best Food Captions, Sayings & Quotes
Get your tastebuds ready with this extra-large list of the best food captions for all your foodie photos!
Whether you love cooking or are a full-on foodie, nothing pairs better with an impressive food pic than an equally delicious food caption. We’ve gathered the best 150 food captions for your Instagram photos all in one place! From pizza, to tacos, to Italian to dessert, you’ll find the caption you need right here:
Best Food Captions
- The only way to ruin my day is to cancel lunch plans
- Sorry—I’m in a relationship. With food.
- Good food, good life
- Count the memories, not the calories
- Does this make your heart MELT?
- If I share my food with you, it’s a big deal
- Everything tastes good when you’re on a diet
- Home is wherever I’m with food
- Issa snack
- Good food, good mood
More Food Captions
- Sugar, spice, and everything nice
- Age and glasses of wine should never be counted
- Being a foodie is difficult because all you want to do is eat – sometimes your friends’ food as well
- The only thing better than talking about food is eating it
- Wining and dining
- Probably the best meat eater in the world
- Seconds, thirds… who’s counting?
- Television + food, a match made in heaven
- I just want someone to look at me the way I look at food
- When I cannot eat, I talk about eating
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Cute Food Captions
- Food is an important part of a balanced diet
- Food is the best medicine
- I am a better person when I have less on my plate
- I followed my heart and it led me to the fridge
- Say yes to more cheese
- When you think you see your food coming at a restaurant, and then you realize it’s not yours
- Brunch without champagne is just a sad breakfast
- Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken
- Life is short. Eat more Donuts.
- Let’s talk about brunch, baby. Let’s talk about you and me
Funny Food Captions
- Carbe diem
- I love to sleep because it’s like a time machine for breakfast
- Call me Kim Karbdashian
- Found love in a hopeless plate
- I am sorry for what I said when I was hungry
- Some days I eat salads and go to the gym. Some days I eat cupcakes and refuse to put on pants. It’s called balance.
- If you are not supposed to have midnight snacks, then why is there a light in the fridge?
- I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge
- I like hashtags because they look like waffles
- The closest I’ve been to a diet this year is erasing food searches from my browser history
- I think about food literally all day every day. It’s a thing.
Funny Puns for Food Captions
- Always crust your instincts
- Donut kill my vibe
- Pilates? I thought you said pie and lattes!
- Let’s celery-brate
- Find inner peas
- Hello, gourd-gous!
- Oh, kale no
- Stole a pizza my heart
- You want a pizza this?
- A well-balanced meal is a slice in both hands
- You had me at pizza
- There is no better feeling than a warm pizza box on your lap
- I love pizza. I want to marry it, but it would just be to eat her family at the wedding.
- Square box, round pizza, triangular slice, it’s so misleading
- Every pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself
- A slice of pizza without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze
- Viva la pizza
- A little slice of heaven
- There are three food groups — crust, cheese, and sauce
- The slice is right
- I’m into fitness — fitness whole pizza in my mouth
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- Burger is always better
- Just like Carrie Bradshaw, I love a good Burger
- A burger is meant to be eaten like you love it
- Gigi Hadid eats a burger once a week and so do I
- Don’t go bacon my heart
- A balanced diet is a burger in each hand
- You’re the only bun for me
- It’s burger o’clock
- Burger vibes
- In a relationship…with this burger
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French Fries Captions
- There’s no we in fries
- French fries are those potatoes who went to Harvard
- Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!
- Happier than a seagull with a French fry
- Fries > guys
- All that and a plate of fries
- There’s no we in fries
- Keep your friends close and your fries closer
- French fries and good vibes
- Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying
- All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt
- When life hands you lemons, give them back. You deserve chocolate.
- Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate
- Happiness is chocolate
- There is no we in chocolate
- Chocolate season
- Forget love, I’d rather fall in chocolate
- I could give up chocolate but I’m not a quitter
- Chocolate is cheaper than therapy
Ice Cream Captions
- My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
- Life is like ice cream. Enjoy before it melts.
- I will stop eating ice cream out of the container once I make it completely level
- I make ice cream disappear. What’s your superpower?
- All you need is ice cream
- Life is better with ice cream
- I melt for you
- I will scream for ice cream
- Life is sweet
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Taco Instagram Captions
- Tacos — part of a balanced diet
- You can’t be sad while eating tacos
- Tacos are my favorite food group
- Peace, love, & tacos
- I can’t make everyone happy. I’m not a taco.
- Feed me tacos and tell me I’m pretty
- Eat tacos, take naps
- Will work for tacos
- Don’t trust people who don’t like tacos
- Tacos understand me
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Italian Food Captions
- Life is a combination of magic and pasta
- There is nothing more romantic than Italian food
- A penne saved is a penne earned
- Al dente is perfection
- I sprinkle pasta on my Parmesan cheese
- Buon appetito!
- A taste of Italy
- All we need is love and maybe some pasta
- Laugh. Linguine.
- In the mood for noods
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Dessert Instagram Captions
- My dinner stomach is full, but my dessert stomach still has room
- Being a grown-up is the best, you don’t need permission to have dessert for dinner
- No matter how full I am, I still have room for dessert
- Always save room for dessert
- Cake is my happy place
- Hot fudge runs through my veins
- Sugar is my sidekick
- One sweet world
- But first, dessert
- Sprinkled with love
- Even breakfast should begin with the dessert
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Food Sayings & Quotes
- “Another day, another 13,000 calories.” — Andy Lassner
- “I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.”- A. Whitney Brown
- “Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.” –Ron Swanson
- “People who love to eat are always the best people.” —Julia Child
- “If we shake out all of the crumbs from all of the keyboards in the world, we can end world hunger.”-Matthew Dolkart
- “I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.” —C. Fields
- “The only thing I like better than talking about food is eating.” -John Walters
- “Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all.” — Harriet Van Horne
- “Cooking is all about people. Food is maybe the only universal thing that really has the power to bring everyone together. No matter what culture, everywhere around the world, people eat together.” — Guy Fieri
- “Everything you see, I owe to spaghetti.” — Sophia Loren
- “All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast.” — John Gunther
- “I only drink Champagne on two occasions, when I am in love and when I am not.” — Coco Chanel
- “Laughter is brightest where food is best.” — Irish Proverb
- “One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if not has not dined well.” — Virginia Woolf