75+ Best Axe Throwing Captions and Axe Throwing Puns
Just the tip… Our axe throwing captions will get you all the double taps on your next night out!
What was once a fun sport for lumberjacks has now gone mainstream. Axe throwing has been growing in popularity and is a fun event to show-off on your social media feeds. Keep scrolling to save time during your next axe throwing adventure with these 75+ axe throwing captions and puns for Instagram!
Best Axe Throwing Captions
- “I throw axes too often.” – said no one ever
- Drink beer. Throw axes.
- Bullseye
- Chop chop
- Lumberjack
- Axe throwing squad
- Relax and throw an axe
- Let’s bury the hatchet
- Axe throwing addict
- You had me at axe throwing
Instagram Captions for Axe Throwing
- Rotate. Swear. Repeat.
- Cut it out
- Keep chuckin’
- Axes > darts
- Kill shot
- I’d rather be axe throwing
- Axe to grind
- Life is better with axes
- Axe to grind
- It’s axe o’clock
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Cute Ax Throwing Captions
- Got wood?
- Axe throwing is my superpower
- Throw like a girl
- I don’t bury hatchets, I throw them
- Axe throwing king
- I live for axe throwing
- Throw it like it’s hot
- Feeling extra sharp today
- Blue balls aren’t always a bad thing
- I may or may not be wearing a red plaid shirt
- Living that axe throwing life
More Captions for Axe Throwing
- This girl loves axe throwing
- Axe throwing queen
- I like big axes and I cannot lie
- My happy place
- Looking sharp today
- Stumped
- On target
- Woodchoppers
- Knock on wood
- First try
Funny Axe Throwing Captions
- I’m sexy and I throw it
- World’s okayist axe thrower
- I’d throw that
- Just the tip
- Axe throwing is the bacon of hobbies
- I love blue balls
- Sharp objects are my jam
- I like axe throwing and like 3 people
- Do I get extra points for wearing Axe Body Spray to axe throwing?
More Funny Instagram Captions for Ax Throwing
- Blue balls or bust
- If axe throwing were easy, they’d call it dart throwing
- Oh, you throw darts, that’s so cute!
- I’m sorry for what I said when I missed the shot
- Axe throwing: because murder is wrong
- Just the axe
- I only work to support my axe throwing addiction
- I’d hit that
Axe Throwing Puns for Instagram Captions
- I must axe you a question
- Time for axercise
- Having a kick-axe time
- I’m an axe-pert thrower
- Kiss my axe
- Pain in the axe
- Wood you mind?
- Death and axes
- Nobody likes an axehole
More Axe Throwing Puns
- Stop staring at my axe
- Better axe somebody
- Feeling rel-axed
- Great axepectations
- Random axe of kindness
- How axe-citing
- Back in axe-tion
- Check out my axe
- Axe me what I like to do on the weekends
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