75+ Best Axe Throwing Captions and Axe Throwing Puns

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Just the tip… Our axe throwing captions will get you all the double taps on your next night out!

What was once a fun sport for lumberjacks has now gone mainstream. Axe throwing has been growing in popularity and is a fun event to show-off on your social media feeds. Keep scrolling to save time during your next axe throwing adventure with these 75+ axe throwing captions and puns for Instagram!



Best Axe Throwing Captions

  • “I throw axes too often.” – said no one ever
  • Drink beer. Throw axes.
  • Bullseye
  • Chop chop
  • Lumberjack
  • Axe throwing squad
  • Relax and throw an axe
  • Let’s bury the hatchet
  • Axe throwing addict
  • You had me at axe throwing

Instagram Captions for Axe Throwing

  • Rotate. Swear. Repeat.
  • Cut it out
  • Keep chuckin’
  • Axes > darts
  • Kill shot
  • I’d rather be axe throwing
  • Axe to grind
  • Life is better with axes
  • Axe to grind
  • It’s axe o’clock

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Cute Ax Throwing Captions

  • Got wood?
  • Axe throwing is my superpower
  • Throw like a girl
  • I don’t bury hatchets, I throw them
  • Axe throwing king
  • I live for axe throwing
  • Throw it like it’s hot
  • Feeling extra sharp today
  • Blue balls aren’t always a bad thing
  • I may or may not be wearing a red plaid shirt
  • Living that axe throwing life

More Captions for Axe Throwing

  • This girl loves axe throwing
  • Axe throwing queen
  • I like big axes and I cannot lie
  • My happy place
  • Looking sharp today
  • Stumped
  • On target
  • Woodchoppers
  • Knock on wood
  • First try


Funny Axe Throwing Captions

  • I’m sexy and I throw it
  • World’s okayist axe thrower
  • I’d throw that
  • Just the tip
  • Axe throwing is the bacon of hobbies
  • I love blue balls
  • Sharp objects are my jam
  • I like axe throwing and like 3 people
  • Do I get extra points for wearing Axe Body Spray to axe throwing?

More Funny Instagram Captions for Ax Throwing

  • Blue balls or bust
  • If axe throwing were easy, they’d call it dart throwing
  • Oh, you throw darts, that’s so cute!
  • I’m sorry for what I said when I missed the shot
  • Axe throwing: because murder is wrong
  • Just the axe
  • I only work to support my axe throwing addiction
  • I’d hit that


Axe Throwing Puns for Instagram Captions

  • I must axe you a question
  • Time for axercise
  • Having a kick-axe time
  • I’m an axe-pert thrower
  • Kiss my axe
  • Pain in the axe
  • Wood you mind?
  • Death and axes
  • Nobody likes an axehole

More Axe Throwing Puns

  • Stop staring at my axe
  • Better axe somebody
  • Feeling rel-axed
  • Great axepectations
  • Random axe of kindness
  • How axe-citing
  • Back in axe-tion
  • Check out my axe
  • Axe me what I like to do on the weekends

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