75+ Best Pasta Captions and Quotes
Feeling a little saucy? These pasta captions, puns, and quotes will complete your next Italian night!
Pasta lover? Whether it’s spaghetti, ziti or rotini, we can all agree that pasta is the perfect meal. One of the most popular foods in the world (and most shared food) deserves its own list of captions. The pesto is yet to come! Keep scrolling for the best pasta captions, pasta puns and pasta quotes to pair with your next Italian meal.
Best Pasta Captions
- Ready for spaghetti?
- I breathe pasta
- Pasta squad
- It’s pasta time!
- Less drama, more pasta
- Buon appetite
- Pasta is my happy place
- Life is short, eat the pasta
- Pastatarian
- I’m feeling a little saucy today
Cute Instagram Pasta Captions
- Spaghetti is self-care
- Laugh. Linguini.
- Every fiber of my being is made of pasta!
- Duct tape and pasta are alike…they fix everything!
- Pasta dinner = Italian group therapy
- Spaghetti, meet ball
- Pasta party
- I’m having a ball
- I cut all my pasta in half before eating them to cut some carbs
- I asked the waiter how long my spaghetti would be. He said he didn’t know but would measure it.
Funny Pasta Captions for Instagram
- Eat the spaghetti to forgetti your regretti
- Burying my problems in pasta
- Made from pizza and pasta
- I did a carb
- All I care about is pasta and like 3 people
- I’m bad at portioning uncooked pasta… so if you and 100 of your friends want to come over, dinner is ready
- Lasagna is just spaghetti-layered cake
- Grab a knife – it’s time to cut some carbs
- Don’t be upsetti, eat some spaghetti
- Raviolis never get invited to hang out because they are a little square
Pasta Puns for Instagram
- Penne for your thoughts
- Old Italians never die, they just pasta way
- This dish is so good, it’s pre-pasta-rous
- Exploring all the pasta-bilities
- Pasta la vista, baby
- Pasta just spaghets me
- You and I are ramen to be
- The pesto’s yet to come
- It cost a pretty penne
- Tortellini amazing!
All the Pasta Puns You’ll Ever Need
- This meal is, like, tortellini awesome
- Ramen to that
- I cannelloni do so much
- A penne saved is a penne earned
- I am tortellini in love with you
- About a cup orzo of water should do
- I’m recording this for pasta-terity
- I’m a ziti slicker
- No need to be ravi-lonely, I’m here
- Don’t make fusilli mistakes
More Pasta Instagram Puns for Captions
- Eating green sauce as a side with pasta is the pesto way to enjoy it
- I feel really cannelloni right now
- I do not want to make a parmigiana, so ricotta make the lasagna
- Eat pasta and run fasta!
- An impasta usually makes a dish of faked ziti
- Hope you gnocchi how great this pasta is
- I cannelloni laugh at my mistakes
- A breath of fresca air
- When you cross a pasta and a dog, you end up with a labranoodle
- I’m such a hopeless ramen-tic
Funny Pasta Puns
- Look, a lambourguini!
- Most pasta makers follow in his family’s footsteps because the apple doesn’t farfalle from the tree
- You’re the ravi-only one for me
- The kind of pasta that always sticks to everything is called clinguine
- Fake spaghetti should be called impasta instead
- The Pope’s favorite type of pasta is Holy macaroni!
- Noodles are part of my daily rotini
Quotes about Pasta for Instagram
- “Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.” – Sophia Loren
- “Only thing I am testing positive for is pasta or cheese.” – Joe Lauzon
- “You can buy a good pasta but when you cook it yourself it has another feeling.” – Agnes Varda
- “I’d much rather eat pasta and drink wine than be a size 0.” – Sophia Loren
- “I love spaghetti and sex, sometimes together. My dream of heaven is walking naked through fields of pasta fazool.” – Mel Brooks
- “Life is a combination of magic and pasta.” – Federico Fellini
- “Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner.” – Sophia Loren
- “You know what’s important to me? Having lunch! Pasta! Seeing my friends! Is that so crazy?” – Sherry Stringfield
- What does Karl Marx put on his pasta? Communist Manipesto!” – Stephen Colbert
