75 Best Pizza Captions

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Hey pizza lover! Whether you’re looking for a one liner about pizza, a pizza Instagram caption, or the perfect pizza pun to impress anyone with...you’re in the right place.

Pizza is affordable, delicious and one of the most popular foods in the world. Pizza also photographs well, which is why it’s so popular on Instagram too. You don’t need to depend on a pizza glamour shot or slow-motion cheese pull to get attention on Instagram. Share your perfect pie with one of these clever pizza captions!

Best Pizza Captions

  • But first, pizza
  • That’s amore
  • I only need wifi and pizza
  • A slice of Heaven
  • Winner winner pizza dinner
  • Home is where the pizza is
  • It’s pizza o’clock
  • Say “cheese”
  • Viva la pizza
  • A little slice of heaven
  • Pizza makes the world go ‘round
  • A little slice of paradise
  • Ain’t no party like a pizza party
  • Going shopping for some toppings
  • On the eighth day, God created pizza

More Pizza Captions

  • Work hard, be nice, eat pizza
  • Pizza is self-care
  • Gettin’ cheesy
  • Pizza wishes and breadstick dreams
  • If you try hard enough, anything can go on a pizza
  • Pizza is perfect, no matter which way you slice it
  • Everything is better with pizza
  • Secret is in the sauce
  • Having a bad day? here, have a pizza
  • I worship at the altar of pizza
  • Extra cheese, please
  • I wanna be where the pizzas are
  • Worry less and eat more pizza
  • If pizza can’t fix it, it’s a serious problem
  • Everything I am, I owe to pizza
  • If at first you don’t succeed, order pizza
  • All I need is sunshine, dogs, and pizza
  • A pizza’s worth a thousand words


Funny Pizza Captions

  • I pepper-only have eyes for you
  • Every pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself
  • Never sit around and wait for someone unless they’re delivering a pizza
  • Make pizza, not war
  • Keep your friends close, and your pizza closer
  • There are three food groups — crust, cheese, and sauce
  • The slice is right
  • I’m into fitness — fitness whole pizza in my mouth
  • Save the planet, there’s pizza here
  • Round or square, thick or thin, every pizza is beautiful
  • Don’t listen to people who tell you that you can’t eat a whole pizza, you don’t need that kind of negativity in your life
  • Praise be to pizza
  • You’re my mozzarella fella
  • Easy breezy cheesy
  • Always be yourself, unless you can be a pizza

Pizza Pun Captions

  • Oregano? Orega-yes!
  • I have a crust on you
  • Imagine the pizzabilities
  • Holy pepperoni!
  • Slice to meet you
  • Cheesus crust
  • Another one bites the crust
  • Live free, pie hard
  • Always crust your instincts
  • In crust we trust
  • You wanna pizza me?
  • Let’s get sauced
  • You’ve stolen a pizz-a my heart
  • I love you to pizzas
  • Seven days without pizza makes one weak
  • People who don’t like pizza are weirdoughs
  • Slice, slice, baby


Pizza Quotes & Sayings

  • “Surround yourself with pizza, not negativity.” — Unknown
  • “Pizza makes me think that anything is possible.” — Henry Rollins
  • “There’s no better feeling in the whole world than a warm pizza box on your lap.” — Kevin James
  • I’d rather have leftover pizza than leftover feelings. – Sarah Burgess
  • “I would never win an award for not loving pizza.” — Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
  • I want to live in a world where the need for pizza belittles that of war.” ― Jason Barnett
  • “But magic is like pizza: even when it’s bad, it’s pretty good.” — Neil Patrick Harris
  • “You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.” — Yogi Berra
  • “Life is mostly pain and struggle; the rest is love and deep dish pizza.” — Benedict Smith
  • “I love pizza. I want to marry it, but it would just be to eat her family at the wedding.” — Mike Birbiglia

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