80+ Best Birthday Instagram Captions

It’s your birthday and you can post on Instagram if you want to! We bet you’re even wearing an OOTD that deserves its very own post. Finding the perfect birthday caption for your own big day or someone you love shouldn’t be hard. Birthdays can last a long time (birthday month anyone?), so why should you spend any time thinking of the best birthday Instagram captions? No matter how you choose to spend your birthday, birthday week or birthday month, one of these awesome captions has you covered:

Best Birthday Instagram Captions

• Today, we celebrate me
• You glow, birthday girl
• Another year older, but not any wiser
• Act my age? No thanks!
• The best is yet to come
• Thankful for friends, family, and birthday cake
• One year older, one year bolder
• Birthday bliss
• Life is too short not to celebrate moments like these
• Is it time to blow my candles out yet?
• Birthdays are the universe’s way of telling us to eat more cake
• Did someone say birthday cake?

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Cute Birthday Captions

• This is the year my dreams come true
• Sassy since birth
• It’s my favorite holiday…my birthday
• Don’t grow up, it’s a trap
• Age is just a hashtag
• Cake is my happy place
• My Mom gave birth to someone who’s pretty awesome
• Today is my birthday but I’ll take gifts whenever
• Surround yourself with people who are more excited for your birthday than you are
• Where’s my birthday crown?
• Nothing can stop me this year
• Cheers to a day as special as me

Funny Birthday Instagram Captions

• I’m just here for the cake
• It’s my party and I’ll wine if I want to
• I’m too young to be this old
• Facebook has some exciting news today
• Eating my cake and wearing it, too
• The only things getting lit today are the candles on my cake
• Of course, I don’t know how to act my age. I’ve never been this age before.
• New year, same me… because I’m already awesome
• Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying me
• I didn’t choose this birthday, this birthday chose me
• You’re looking at the best party favor

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Getting Older Birthday Captions

• Officially old enough to need a skincare routine
• I’m not old, I’m “vintage”
• I don’t get older, I level up
• You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake
• Don’t worry about your age, you get a new one every year
• Making my years count instead of counting the years
• I’m not getting older. I’m getting better.
• Well, at least I am not as old as I will be next year!
• Old enough to know better, but still young enough to get away with it

Birthday Captions for the Partner in your Life

• Another trip around the sun for the light of my life
• Happy birthday to my other half
• So glad we’re going to grow old together, and that you have a head start
• On this day, X years ago, the world became a better place
• Giving you hugs, kisses, and all the birthday wishes
• The greatest gift I ever got was you
• Like a fine wine, you’re only getting better with age
• Happy birthday to my one and only
• On this day, a legend was born

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Milestone Birthday Captions

• [16 years old]: Happy sweet 16 to the sweetest
• [21 years old]: Cheers to 21 years
• [30 years old]: 29 until further notice
• [30 years old]: 30, flirty and thriving
• [30 years old]: 3 tiers for 30 years
• [30 years old]: 30-year old original
• [40 years old]: 4 decades of amazing
• [40 years old]: 40 is the new 20
• [40 years old]: Good lordy, I’m 40!
• [50 years old]: Half a century down
• [60 years old]: 6 perfect 10’s
• [60 years old]: I look 40 and act 20. That’s 60!

Birthday Quotes

• “Every birthday is a gift. Every day is a gift.” — Aretha Franklin
• “Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is youer than you.” — Dr. Seuss
• “Today is the oldest you’ve ever been and the youngest you’ll ever be again.” — Eleanor Roosevelt
• “Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.” — Cora Harvey Armstrong
• “Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.” — Walt Disney
• “You’re never too old to be young.” – Snow White
• “Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears.” — John Lennon
• “Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.” — Sammy Hagar
• “Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen.” — Jim Gaffigan

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Lyrics for Birthday Captions

• “They say it’s your birthday, we’re gonna have a good time.” — The Beatles, ‘Birthday’
• “We gonna party like it’s your birthday.” — 50 Cent, ‘In Da Club’
• “It’s your birthday you don’t have to do nothin’.” – Destiny’s Child, ‘Birthday’
• “I was born this way (today).” — Lady Gaga, ‘Born This Way’
• “Make it like your birthday every day.” — Katy Perry, ‘Birthday’
• “Turn my birthday into a lifestyle.” — Drake, ‘Pop Style’
• “Today is my birthday and I’m riding high.” — Lorde, ‘Still Sane’