100 Best Winter Captions

After you’ve used up all our Christmas captions, the long season of winter is ahead. White, snowy winter weather is often picture-perfect. Beat the winter blues between snowstorms and freezing temperatures by snapping fun memories in the snow or inside by the fire. Whether you are building a snowman or sipping hot chocolate, this huge list of funny and clever winter Instagram captions will have your followers double tapping!

Best Winter Captions

• Winter is coming
• It’s a winter-ful life
• Sleigh all day
• Stay cozy, my friends
• Eat, drink, and be cozy
• Totally sleigh-ed it
• My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside
• When life gives you snow, make snow angels
• ‘Tis the season to sparkle
• Verrrry winteresting
• Hot chocolate is like a hug from the inside
• Walking in a winter wonderland
• My favorite winter shoes are ice skates

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Cold Weather Captions

• Baby, it’s cold outside
• Nothing beats a good snuggle on a cold winter’s night
• This might be our chilliest adventure yet
• It’s hot chocolate weather
• Just chilling
• Sweater weather
• Dreaming of iced coffee weather…
• The temperature can only go up from here
• Eat, drink, and be cozy
• Winter: My new excuse for drinking more coffee

Snow Captions

• Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.
• Brrrrring on the snow
• Be like snow: beautiful but cold
• Life is better in the snow
• You’re never too old for a snowball fight
• Catching snowflakes
• Friends don’t let friends play in the snow alone
• Snow boots and ice and nothing is nice
• Dashing through the snow
• And so the snow day begins…
• If you listen carefully, the silence of snow falling is beautiful
• Keep calm and wait for snow
• We’re all like snowflakes, all different in our own beautiful way
• If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard

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Funny Winter Captions

• My nose is froze
• Chilin’ with my mug and blanket, just like Baby Yoda
• Tis the season to be freezin’
• My favorite outdoor activity is the short walk back inside
• Every day I’m shovelin’
• Q: How does a snowman get to work? A: By icicle.
• Sleigh queen
• It’s all downhill from here
• Just remember: Every cold day is one step closer to summer
• The mittens are coming off!
• Someone is walking on thin ice
• With great powder comes great responsibility
• Q: What do you call a snowman with a six pack? A: An abdominal snowman.
• Wake me up when it’s summer.
• Apologizing in advance for the things I say this winter
• Hibernation mode: On.
• It’s colder than my soul out here!
• I’m giving winter the cold shoulder
• You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy hot chocolate with marshmallows, and that’s kind of the same thing.
• What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? FROSTBITE!
• If you need me, I’ll be inside until April
• I can’t get out of bed on days when the temperature is less than my age

Winter Puns for Captions

• It’s snow joke outside
• Love at frost sight
• Snow much fun!
• There’s snow place like home
• I love you snow much
• Home sleet home
• Freeze the day
• Winter activities are the best, to sleigh the least
• The snuggle is real
• I’ve used so many tissues, it’s snot funny
• Walking in a winter pun-derland
• It’s un-brrr-lievably beautiful here
• I only have ice for you
• Snow better way to get back at your friends
• The forecast is un-brrr-lieveable

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Winter Captions Inspired by Song Lyrics

• “Baby, it’s cold outside.” —Frank Loesser
• “White lips, pale face, breathing in snowflakes.” – Ed Sheeran
• “Do you want to build a snowman?” —Frozen
• “Kiss me on this cold December night.” —Michael Bublé
• “Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.” —Sammy Cahn
• “It’s the most wonderful time of the year” — Andy Williams
• “Walking in a winter wonderland.” —Richard B. Smith
• “And the sky, is a hazy shade of winter” —Simon & Garfunkel
• “The cold never bothered me anyway.” —Frozen
• “My wintertime love to be” — The Doors

Winter Captions Inspired by Quotes

• Winter is coming.” —Ned Stark, Game of Thrones
• “The problem with winter sports is that — follow me closely here — they generally take place in winter.” —Dave Barry
• “To appreciate the beauty of a snowflake it is necessary to stand out in the cold.” —Aristotle
• “Skiing is the next best thing to having wings.” — Oprah Winfrey
• “Kindness is like snow. It beautifies everything it covers.” —Kahlil Gibran
• “The lioness in winter still packs a mighty roar.” — Maya Angelou
• “Winter is not a season, it’s a celebration.” — Anamika Mishra
• “Summer friends will melt away like summer snows, but winter friends are friends forever.” —George R. R. Martin
• “When it snows, you have two choices: shovel or make snow angels.” —Unknown
• “What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness.” —John Steinbeck
• “They who sing through the summer must dance in the winter.” – Italian Proverb
• “Well, I know now. I know a little more how much a simple thing like a snowfall can mean to a person.” —Sylvia Plath
• “For people who had warm memories, winter is never cold to them.” — Unknown
• “With luck, it might even snow for us.” — Haruki Murakami
• “In the winter she curls up around a good book and dreams away the cold.” —Ben Aaronovitch, Broken Homes
• “To appreciate the beauty of a snowflake, it is necessary to stand out in the cold.” – Aristotle

If you love winter, you’ll love our 75+ Christmas captions!